January 2010
fmylife:
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Halfway Sober - Anarbor.
“Squeeze the lemon.”
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“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. EXCEPT for herpes. That shit comes with...”
A guy had a crush on this girl. He follows her...
Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier than me and she’s right behind you.
Boy: *The guy looked behind him but found no one.* Are you making fun of me? There’s no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really love me, you won’t look back.
fmylife:
Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my “boobies.” I said no, that wouldn’t be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, “Look, my penis is on again!” It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
14389.) I told myself I didn't like you. I...
(via blogsecret)
^ Men In Black [COVER] - Forever The Sickest Kids.
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
fmylife:
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
“My love life is still loading.”
“Pants on tha ground, gold in yo mouth, hat to the side with yo pants on the...”
^ Forever by Chris Brown. memoriessss.
Love isn't 6 inches long.
(via anthonyyyq)
“We whisper all the secrets to hide all the ache, and the sweetness of this world...”
14138.) All I want is for him to tell me that he...
blazesays:
(via blogsecret)
2 Sides of Love
michyhearts:
jessicafoi:
His side
- “Tell her how you feel” is what my friends said - So I picked up the phone - Called your house - You answered - &I said “I love you” - And hung up right after - The next day - I told you it was a bet from a friend - It was partly true - But you didn’t answer - No wait come back which you always do - We just stood there - Then I walked away
Her side
-...
boo-shea:
bangbangflash:
Remember when…
Getting high, meant swinging in the playground. The worst thing you can get from boys were cooties. Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was just a card game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine. & wearing skirts didn’t mean you were a slut. The only things you smoked were the tires on your bike....
